Chapter 11

“Well hello there Sweetie is Jon here?” Katie asked.

Mary just stood there for a moment before she knocked some sense into herself. “No he’s not. Why?” she asked calmly.

“Oh I just needed to ask him something I didn’t get to ask him last night is all. May I come in?” she asked.

 “No Jon doesn’t like people in his hotel room when he’s not here.” She told Katie.

“Well I’m not just people you know?” Katie winked as she continued “We have a history. And a pretty hot one at that.”

 “Well why don’t you tell me where you’re staying and I’ll relay it to him when he comes back.” Mary said trying her best not to slap her silly.

 “Well why don’t I just leave my number and I can come back when he can see me okay? Do you have a piece of paper Sweetie?” Mary went to get a piece of paper and a pen and returned, and Katie jotted down the number of her hotel phone number.

“Okay tell Jon just to phone me I should be here most of the morning. See ya.” And Katie walked away as Mary seethed.

She thought that last night was going to be the last time she was going to see that bitch. Now she knew that this woman wanted something from Jon and it wasn’t going to be good. She was now pacing the room for it what was an hour and still no Jon. She had called all the guys rooms and no answer. It was about an hour and a half now and finally the guys were walking into Jon’s suite.

“Well it’s about damn time you showed up! I’ve been going crazy wondering where the hell you’ve been!” she shouted at Jon.

He just stood there a little shell socked as the guys started to give him crap.

“Well pussy whipped already huh Jon?” as Alex piped up.

Jon just shot him the stink eye and Alex just shut the hell up real quick. David was about to chime in but quickly thought about it and shut his mouth.

“Hey Babe something wrong?” Jon asked as he tried to use his charm to calm her but she was having none of it. “

“Yes there’s something wrong. You’re girlfriend stopped by. She wants you to call her; she has something to tell you.” Mary spit out to him.

 Jon just looked at her confused. Looking around to the guys then to Mary he asked “Okay I’ll bite who are we talking about Baby?”

“Katie!” His face drained of all its blood.

“Fuck. What the hell did she want?” he asked as he tried to sit without falling on his ass.

“I don’t know she wouldn’t tell me. She just wanted to talk to you. So she left her phone number because I wouldn’t let her in and wait for you.” Jon looked up at her with a little relief.

“Good thinking Baby. God only knows what she would of done if she stayed.” he told her.

 “No kidding. But the real question is what I would of done to her.” She told them.

All the guys just chuckled and shook their heads to that. Richie looked at Jon and asked “So Jon what are you going to do?”

 “Call her I guess, find out what the hell she wants.” he said nervously.

  “Oh I can tell you what she wants. She wants to blackmail you. What the fuck do you think she wants to talk to you for?” Mary blurted out.

“How do you know that?” David asked.

“Easy she knows that you guys are starting to make it. Everyone knows you guys just signed on for a new record deal. And now are starting to headline for a new tour. Put two and two to together will you. She saw Jon as an easy mark the night that he was drunk and when she talked to him he was missing his girlfriend. Bingo! You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to figure this out.” Mary said upset and in her professional mode.

 Jon didn’t particle agree with her tone of voice. He looked around the room and gave the eye to the guys to leave. They got the jist and walked out closing the door behind them. Mary just looked at Jon confused.

She asked him “What was that some kind of mind control for them to leave?”

“Actually yes. Now what’s with the tone in your voice? Are you pissed at me or something because I don’t remember doing anything that called for you to act like that towards me.” He said annoyed.

“Didn’t you hear me? Katie came here looking for you? I thought she was out of our lives Jon! So I’m sorry if I sound a little annoyed!” she said through gritted teeth. Jon just looked at her with a heavy heart. He understood why she felt the way she did and why she was pissed.

“Okay I’m sorry for getting pissy at you. I didn’t mean to sound that I was mad at you, forgive me?” he asked making his pouty face.

She just looked at him trying really hard not to laugh and to stay mad at him. “You’re such a jerk you know that don’t you?”

 “Yes.” He said still making his pouty face and now making his way towards her.

“Oh no you don’t. You stay right where you are you pain in the ass.” She said trying to keep away from him but not making much head way.

She started to run around the couch but he managed to jump over it catching her around the waist. “Gotcha ya!” he cried as he nuzzled her neck as he pushed her down to the floor.

 “Jon come on we need to take this seriously!” she said as she tried to push him off her. But he was very adamantly interested in what he was doing and that was trying very hard to feel her up.

“I am taking this seriously Baby. Very seriously.” He said as he kissed her neck and started to go downward towards her chest but she then poked him in his ribs. “Ow! Hey what the hell was that for?” he asked all keyed up.

“We need to take care of your little problem first.” she told him trying to get up.

“ Baby it’s not a little problem believe me you’ve seen it. It’s a big problem and if you just let me continue…” he said as he was very uncomfortable now.

“JON! You know damn well that’s not what I’m talking about.” She said getting annoyed all over again.

“Fine. I’ll make the damn phone call.” He said getting up very carefully.         

   Jon found the note pad on the table by the couch with Katie’s phone number on it.  Mary had gotten up off the floor and had come around to the other side of the couch and sat down while Jon dialed the number. It didn’t take long for Katie to answer the phone. Jon had asked her what she wanted and she was vague with him. But she did say that she wanted to talk to him in person so Jon told her to come by late this afternoon about fiveish seeing that he would have some time to deal with whatever she needed him for. He had hung up the phone and looked at Mary with lust in his eyes. She turned her head to ask him what was said on the phone but she noticed the look in his eyes. An excitement, chill, nervousness all went through her body because she knew what that look meant. She quickly picked up the pillow that was next to her and threw it at him hitting him dead in the face as she jumped up and ran for the bedroom. She thought if she could reach the bedroom and lock the door she would be safe from his hormones and they could form a plan against Katie. But Jon was having none of it. He figured they had plenty of time before she got there and a little play time would fit into their schedule. He threw the pillow aside and jumped from the couch and was able to catch her before she was able to reach the bedroom door.

He twirled her around as she let out a little yelp and then pushed her up against the bedroom door. “Now that wasn’t nice.” He said to her as he was a little out of breath.

She just looked at him squarely in the eyes with a little smirk on her lips and asked “Now what was that?”

“Oh you know damn well what. Now you’re going to have to pay for that.” He said breathing heavy in her ear.

“Really…now what do you have in mind there Tiger because it’s going to…” but before she could get anything else out Jon started to bite down on her neck. She let out a moan as he turned the door knob of the door and opened the bedroom door and started to back her into the room.

Whispering in her ear “You’ve been a very bad little girl and now you need to be punished for it. So I believe fifteen slaps should be sufficient.”

 Her eyes went wide as saucers. “You’ve got to be kidding me!” she said in astonishment.

 “I don’t kid about something like this. Now do you want to do this the easy way or the hard way?” he asked in a low, slow whiskey voice.

She nearly wet herself right there. She didn’t know whether to be turned on or to be insulted. They never took their sexual experience to this level before. To say she was nervous was to say the least. But she did trust him. And they had talked about this before; about taking this to other levels but to actually do it was another. But she didn’t want to show him that she didn’t trust him or that she was scared. He could feel her reservations by her shaking. He knew she was nervous and he wasn’t sure if he had stepped over a line. But he was going to see how she was going to react by the offer. The ball was now in her court and if she trusted him enough to let him take this to this level he knew that she trusted him one hundred percent.

But all she did was look at him in the eyes and said “Try it and see where it gets you Tiger.” She said with a sly smile.

She figured two could play this game.

He just grinned back “The hard way okay, I like a challenge.”

 That was all he needed. The next five and a half hours went by too quickly. He just wanted to spend the rest of the afternoon with her and not be disturbed. They finally got out of bed and got dressed and waited the next ninety minutes for Katie to arrive. In the meantime Jon had a few things he had to take care of before she had to arrive. So Mary turned on the TV to pass the time. Five O’clock finally came around and there was a call from the front desk. Jon told the desk clerk that it was alright to send the girl up to his suite. It only took a few minutes when there was a knock on the door. Jon got up to find Katie at the door but also a man he did not know.

 “Jonny hello there dear how are you.” Katie said as she entered his room.

She leaned in and tried to give him a kiss on the cheek but he moved backwards to avoid her.

“Katie and who do we have here?” Jon asked.

“Oh this is my brother Leo. Leo this is Jon and that over there Is Mary right?” Mary just shook her head yes. Jon and Leo just shook their heads at each other also.

“Okay Katie let’s just cut through all the bullshit shall we? What the hell do you want?” Jon asked aggravated.

“Jonny, Jonny, Jonny. Why do you have to be like that? Well if you insist we can get on with it if you want to.” She said as she dug into her pocket book.

 Leo just stood by her side and was staring at Mary which made her uncomfortable and Jon pissed. She pulled out a piece of paper and handed it to Jon.

“What’s this?” he asked.

“Well read it my love.” Mary just looked at her suspiciously and wondered what the hell that comment meant.

 Jon looked at the piece of paper and as he read it as all the color drained at of his face. He looked at Katie as she stood there smiling at him.

“Well what’s wrong dear?” she asked.

“What the HELL is this!” he yelled.

“Well what does it look like?” she asked him.

“It looks like a fucking marriage certificate!” he cried.

“Then that’s what it is.” She said smiling. He nearly went for her throat when Leo stepped in.

 Mary then yelled to him. “JON DON”T!” and she ran to him grabbing him by his arm.

“What the fuck is this Katie! How!” Katie just stood there and smirked at him.

 “What do you mean how Jon. You’re the one that called the Justice of the Peace. Don’t you remember?” she asked shaking her head.

“NO! Of course not! I Was Drunk! Remember!” Jon was now out of his mind.

 Richie could hear all the yelling from his room and came running in. Opening the door “What the hell is all the yelling about Kidd!” Richie could see how upset Jon was and that Katie and a man were standing in the middle on the room.

Mary came over to Richie “Um Katie just sprung on us that she and Jon got married on the night of their little tryst.” She said as calmly as she could. Richie just stood there shell shocked.

“Yeah right there with ya.” Mary said.

“Oh and by the way there is no pre-nup agreement and we did consummate the marriage so I get half if we divorce.” She said.

“I feel sick.” Jon said as he sat down and put his head between his legs.

 Richie went to sit next to him to try and give him some support.

“Can she do that? You two haven’t been married all that long.” Richie asked.

“How the hell do I know?” Jon said turning green.

In the meantime Mary was watching everything going down and was getting angrier by the minute. Finally she spoke up “Excuse me but can I see that for a minute please.”

 “Why?” Jon asked.

“Because I would like to see it that’s why.” She said a little ticked off but didn’t want to start something with him knowing how upset he was.

“Yeah sure I guess.” He said handing it to Richie to give to Mary.

 But Leo tried to take it from him. “Hey what’s your problem?” Richie asked Leo.

“Why should she look at it? What the hell does she have to do with this?” he asked.

“She’s his girlfriend that’s what. So if she wants to look at it why can’t she?” Richie asked back.

“Then why don’t you let me give it to her.” Leo said.

Richie stepped up to Leo’s face to show him that he would have to go through him if he touched her. Jon just about jumped off the couch to slam Leo into the wall as Richie caught him as Leo was ready to take on either guy. But Katie grabbed Leo and nearly shoved him herself.

Giving him the evil eye Katie turned to Mary and said “Sure doll take a look you’ll see everything is in order.”

“Thank You. Now may I have it?” Richie handed the certificate over to Mary as she read it over.

As she read it she noticed that there were a few discrepancies in it. She started to smile and the four of them just looked at her like she had two heads.

Jon spoke “Honey? Are you okay?”

 “I’m fine, and you’re going to be just fine too.” She said trying not to giggle.

 Looking at Jon, Richie said “I think she’s lost it.”

“Well of course she has the poor thing. Losing her boyfriend in one day like this can be madding.” Katie said smugly. Mary just looked Katie in the eyes.

“You know what’s worst?” she asked Katie.  Katie just shook her head no. “Losing your make believe husband in one day.” Mary said smiling ear to ear.

“What the hell are you talking about? I’m not losing Jon you are.” Katie told her confidently.

 “Oh I don’t think so. One: I wouldn’t lose him even if you were married to him sweetheart, and two: you’re not married to him.” She said chuckling.

“You’re insane. It says right there in black and white.” Katie said now getting a little nervous.

 “Yes it does. It says Jon Bon Jovi and Katie Lynn Jessup. Then it has your signatures.” Mary showed them to everybody.

 “So what’s the problem then?” Katie said annoyed.

 “Am I the only one seeing this? First of all Jon’s real name isn’t spelled this way that is on this certificate. Its John middle name is Francis and last name is spelled Bongiovi. That’s his legal name. And his signature is slightly different than what you have here. This is what you call counterfeit my dear. If convicted it can be anywhere from ten to twenty years in prison. Now what shall it be?” she asked her.

Katie just froze. She really didn’t think she would get caught or that a would be up and comer like Jon would want to really go public with something like this. That he would just pay her off and they would go their separate ways.

“How the hell do you know stuff like this?” she asked Mary.

 Jon and Richie in the meantime were sitting there with big smiles on their faces proud as could be of Mary.

 “Oh didn’t Jon tell you? I’m a Private Detective. I do this for a living. So If I was you I would just forget this whole thing and that you and your brother here should leave and never ever come back. Got it Honey!” Mary said as she walked over to the door and opened it for them.

Katie just looked at Leo and huffed. “Well fine. Leo let’s go shall we.” Katie said as she and Leo left.

As Mary closed the door Jon Jumped up from the couch and grabbed her and spun her around and kissed her hard on the lips.

 “Baby I can’t believe you did that! I read that and I didn’t even catch that!” he said as he finally put her down.

As she stopped her giggling she said “That’s because you were too busy turning green and hyperventilating.” She said as she laughed again. He smacked her on her ass. “Ouch! Smart ass!” she said and sat down next to Richie.  

“Man Kidd you are so freaking lucky! You do know that don’t you?” Richie asked him.

Jon just looked at him and replied “You don’t have to tell me that Rich I know. Now may I ask why are you sitting next to Rich?” Jon asked Mary.

 She just looked at him confused. “Well why not. He wasn’t the one who couldn’t read a stupid false marriage certificate.” She said as straight as she could.

 Richie started to laugh as Jon shot him the stink eye but Richie couldn’t have cared less.

Pouting Jon said “Well it could have been worse she could of said she was pregnant.”

“Yeah but that would of killed you Kidd!” Richie said laughing even harder with Mary joining in.

 “Oh you both think that’s funny now do you?” he asked as he picked up a pillowed and tossed it towards them.

Catching it Richie looked over to Mary and said “He’s such a baby. Okay people I’m off.”

“Where are you going?” Jon asked. “I’m going out with the guys so you two can have some time alone. The sacrifices I do for the two of you. Okay have fun kiddies see you sometime tomorrow.” Richie said as he left the two of them alone.

Jon moved to sit next to Mary on the couch and tried to smooth things over with her.

“Hi.” Jon said.

“Hi.” She said back.

“So how mad are you?” He asked.

 “How mad should I be?” she asked.

“I don’t know? I’m pretty pissed myself. How she just came in her with that stupid piece of paper and me starting the whole thing in the first place.” He said looking down at the floor.

She looked at Jon and said “Sweetie at least look at me will you? I’m not mad not at you anyway. Not about this. You didn’t know she was going to pull something like this.” She said reaching out for his hand.

“Yeah but I kinda messed things up.” He said solemnly.

“Would it help if I said how much I Love You.” she said as she kissed his hand.

 “Very much Baby, very much.” Pulling gently into him he gave her a passionate kiss.

“Do you know how much I Love You too?” he whispered to her.

“Yeah I know.” She said as she kissed him back. “Well you heard Richie we have all night without being bothered. What do you say we use this time wisely?” he asked her.

“Well what do you have in mine Mr. Bongiovi?” she asked all smiley.

 “Oh I can think of a few things or two. You want to follow me or do you want me to carry you?” he asked.

 “I think I can walk.” They got up and walked to the bedroom. They were hoping to start a life together. Only if they knew.               

                                                   
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